Snowball: You chose your side, and now you gonna burn. Gidget: Don't look at him! ( slaps Ozone) Look at me! Nobody can help you! Watch the tiny comic shine as the equally tiny Snowball, a rabbit who spends ninety minutes yelling random Kevin Hart things ( Snowball: Woo! Aw, y'all cold-blooded!) while setting the tone for this movie's most defining feature: violence ( shows clips of characters committing violent acts), lots and lots of violence. Get ready to say 'Hey, I recognize that voice' followed by 'Hey, why would they do this?', as Louis C.K., Hannibal Buress, and Jenny Slate sacrifice their indie cred to make poop jokes with Kevin Hart. But, hey, it'll make you feel like a kid again because you'll have no idea what's happening or why. Meet Katie, Max, Duke, Chloe, Sweetpea, Mel, Norman, Buddy, Tiberius, Snowball, Gidget, Ozone, Pops, and a dozen other characters who spread this thing so thin, you'll barely care about any of them, as a simple story about what pets do when they're alone takes a hard left into car chases, killer sewer animal cults, and psychedelic sausage factories. From the people who brought you- ( shows a Minion) AAH! Get off the screen! Ohhh! Why didn't you put a Minion warning in this thing? Geez! (Illumination Entertainment).comes a film about what animals do when their owners leave the house: make mediocre kids' movies.Įnjoy the exact same premise as Toy Story without all the toys, or heart, or humor, or story structure, in this disposable kids' flick that will make you hate Pixar for giving us all unrealistic expectations when we watch a movie made for six-year-olds.

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